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OMG its the plane full of pregnant teenagers and cannibal babies!! lmao
Me: hehe hey anna...Wanna make out?
Anna: Absolutely!
Coady: Uh oh I don't think I can stand up...I need a towel lmao
BLARG!
I LOST THE GAME!!!
Me: Coady! Stop putting your hands down your pants!
Coady: But I have splinters in my ass!!
Me: well, its kinda nasty everytime I look at you your hands are down your pants XP
*Calen, Coady and Curtis taking a whiz in the background, Kyle observing*
Someone: KYLE! Stop staring!
Me: He's not staring, he comparing! haha uh oh!
*kyle chases me around parking lot lmao*
I'm not an asian kid!
Andrew! Go drink some magic water! You'll be able to FLY under the log XP
Hell with tasting the rainbow, why not snort it?
*Steve looks at my werewolf pic*
Steve: Thats f*ckin intense! you know what you just did? You just made me feel really bad about myself
LMAO
TROY!! Be a man and put your eyeliner on! :P
Calen: Alora, you're my best friend ok?
Me: OK calen :P lol
Calen: That would be funny shooting this rocket at Troys ass.
Me: Yeah, that would be unwanted anal sex :P lmao
SHANKED!
*Everyone loses the game*
Coady: I win the game!
===almost at the same time as Coady===
Me: I AM THE GAME!!
Coady: Ohhh kinky...
Anna: I win the game EVERY NIGHT!
Alora: Hell yes!
Ear pussy :P lmao Coady
==Coady sticks wood tool into Aloras ear==
Coady: HA!! Hey anna, my wood is inside her :P
Me: *Laughing my ass off*
Trevor: omg that would be like someone having sex with a vacuum!
Alora: EWWWW kinky...hehe...What kind?
Trevor: HOOVER!!
EMOO!!
^Not a typo...Troy called me basically an emo cow LMAO
I've been TP'D!!
Thanks for that Calen :P
Its a missile!! Seriously!
FLASH GRENADES!!
Coady to Alora: come join this wild orgy!
*Alora is basically on top of Coady, Steffie walks in*
Steffie: Why--? What the--? You know what, I don't wanna know.
lmao
*three teenage guys have the exact same hat on*
Anna: I think their mommies go shopping together!
Alora: Yeah, so their little boys can have matching clothes!
*Laughter, and more laughter* XD
Adam: Hi, Could I get a McFluffy, er, I mean a McFlurry?
*Alora is laughing hysterically*
Calen: hehe, Listen to that leather rub together!
Alora: Oh god Calen lol
Coady: The sound of leather sounds like two horses going at it!
Anna: Leather is COWS Coady...
Coady: Ok then, two cows going at it!
I've just been violated!!!
Blake: ALORA!!! I have a boner!
Alora: Oh god Blake i really don't care...
blake: awww...just kidding
Bye Honeybadgercakes!
I <3 Currie....chicken :P
*Coady and alora rubbing leather jackets*
Coady: Its sounds like two cows going at it again!!!
Alora: CALEN!!! Come join this wild cow orgy!!
*Calen comes over, all of us rubbing leather jackets*
LMFAO
Honeybadgercakes <3 lol
I LOVE ALIEN WINGWONG!!! XD
At least MY mom loves me!
Blake: I have the sudden urge to lick someone in the face!
*silence*
Blake: ALORA!!!!
Lets bang in a dumpster! =)
Blake: Take a picture of me and Alora now! Just me and Alora! Because we look so good together! People just look at us and go DAMN they look good together!
Alora: ...ok then ;)
Wheres my dead horse?!
Who said that?!
I need more mans!
---silence---
WILL LIKES MEN!!
OMG ANNA!!! Guess what!!
What?
There was a fuzzy on Calens shirt!!
MANGELA'S A MAN----GELA!!
Right in the jugular!
we can rent a motel room And have hot freaky dirty....
game of checkers
Blake talkin to himself while i'm away for a minute...
Omy god
An empty room!
how exciting
Its almost as exciting as when alora was here.
Strange isn't it
,,,,
B
Live grenade.
Automatic
Jihad!
Yah theirs your problem
ah hahaha! Alora has button nipples!
-_-* Thanks for noticing Calen...lmao
YOU HAVE A.D.D!? OH MY GOD, LETS DRAW CIRCLES!!!
Easy now fuzzy little man peach.
I'm a little porn star
Alora Lovehandles
Call me ;)
PS: I'M NOT SERIOUS lmao
Hi yes I have just thought of a new name for a little gaseous iPod...Its called the iFart...
*Dedicated to the Courtenay Hotel*
Thanks for the mamories!
Breast in Peace!
Courtesy of Troy and my dad rofl
Max babies!
...
No Adam :P
No glue until you eat your cardboard!
*Someone searching through can recycle bins for something*
WELL!! Someone's broke!
*Ian almost dies laughing* lmao
Hey Will!
Hey...Where you goin?
Home.
Home is for sissies!
Well where are you goin then?
Home........
Senner: Its nothing against you Coady, but Alora here is distracted by your goods looks!
Me: WHAT!? Why did I have to be included in this conversation!?
Are you two dating?
Nope. We're gettin married.
I R ANTI-SHREK
I like feet.
Especially Adams feet.
h-h-hey...whatchu talkin' bout invisible tape...me and Calen can see it. Right Calen?
Ya dumb bitch
DEER Sandwich! Bumper to bumper! SQUIIIIIIISH lol
YOU ARE WASTED!
No I'm not....
Yes you are! Type it! Type 'I AM WASTED'
Why? :P
Just say it.
I am wasted. Happy now?
YES! HAHAHAHA I love you
Calen would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
HEY!!! I'm not a lazy ass, I just like sitting down.....
Troy, why are your lips blue?
PSST!! Calen!
What?
I think Troy was blowing a clown...
MIAland!!
Alora, you have replaced my father!
Alrighty then!
DUDE!!! Her rolls have rolls!
I am known as...
Annas father/lover
Blake's bitch
Coady's Whore
Calens best friend
a pillow
a couch...
and many more haha
LMAO Blake is Mr.T
Are we really going golfing???
THEY are having a SHITTY week!!!
Hellboy has a babeh!
It tastes like carbonated poop!
Karl, why do you even bother coming to school?
Because I'm madly in love with Alora!
Cloverfieldified
BAHAHAHA Its an oscilating spindle sander! XP
I wonder if guys with claustrophobia can have sex?
i sense a disturbance in his force! xD
XP
XPXP
Thats right. I went there. Thats what you get for stickin your tongue out at me. lol
XP I get your toungue? sweet.
lmfao FINE...you can have my tongue. Now I can eat spicy foods lol
*Satisfaction comes on the stereo*
Alora: Hey mom, could you switch the song please?
Anna: YES PLEASE! This song like, gives me cancer.
LMFAO
*sneeze* HOLY CRAP TROY! I think I just sneezed out part of my brain!
MAN! What a sausage fest guys!
Kilcurrie
Todd: Who was that?
Master Chief: UR MOM...
She was all liek...
OH!!!
MASTUR CH33F!!
OHHHHHH!!
O NO SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
I can haz car?!
Mai ROFLcar goes MMmmmmmmmm
LMFAO DUDE
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
even my DAD is talking about us now T.T
Purp says:
o.o
Purp says:
WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
my mom was talking to him about your mom and my mom not talking to each other for a while, and my dad butts in and says, MEANWHILE Josh and Alora are practically married....
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
i almost pissed myself laughing xD funniest thing EVAR
Purp says:
I haven't had no premarital sex!! D: <
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
NOT FAIRRRRS
Purp says:
WHat's the point in being premarital if you can't have premarital sex
Purp says:
durr
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
no kidding...i mean...what if you marry the person and they totally suck wang at sex?! WTF are you supposed to do? I call a divorce cuz you suck at sex?!
Purp says:
YES
Purp says:
Now you're getting it
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
STOOPID
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
PEOPLE
Purp says:
It's like not practicing before the big game xDD
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
IMPOSSIBLE XD
Purp says:
That was a good one if I do say so myself
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
we are DEFINITELY the smartest people on Earth. rofl
Purp says:
and I do
Purp says:
YES
Purp says:
No one has ever thought of this before
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
nup
Aloria The Zombie Grenadi3r says:
we are just THAT awesome.
Purp says:
mhm
Purp says:
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